Just smile for the photo, come on, look at me!
Listen, I understand that you're getting irritable and you really need a wee
Just smile for the photo, you look pretty in that dress
Don't you dare wipe that bogey up there, your hair will look a mess
Just smile for the photo, come it's not that bad
Oh for fucks sake I said just "smile", why you looking so sad?
Just smile for the photo, it's lovely to be in the sun
We're out at the beach, its warm and nice, pretend you're having fun!
Just smile for the photo, we never get a family shot
It's OK I think I got the pic! (I'll air brush out the snot)
Just smile for the photo, THE CAMERA'S OVER HERE!!!
I know I'm bloody shouting, but just look happy and wipe away that tear
Just smile for the photo, put away that tongue
You don't understand the concept of Instagram yet because you're very young
Just smile for the photo, you'll get chocolate if you do
All I want is to have is one 'normal' photo of you
Oh sod you don't bother smiling, forget about the 'perfect' shot
You Dad is getting ever so red and cross, and looking very hot
I'm not arsed about the photo, it doesn't matter to me