Sunday, 1 June 2014

Mummy... By the girl aged 3 1/2

Note to reader: 
1) this one way conversation would take place in the three minutes it takes to walk to the local shop.
2) when reading the world 'Mummy' please replace with 'MUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMYYYY' in a broad, brummy accent. This will aid your enjoyment, and help you feel my utter pain. Thank you kindly.

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Why don't monkeys wear shoes?

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Last week Daddy gave me a piece of kitchen roll

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Maisey once spilled her juice in McDonald's

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
(fake) cough, cough, cough. 

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
I just put my finger up my bum. It smelt of poo. 

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Why are your boobies all hanging out?

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
What's wrong with that ladies hair?

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Why has that man got a brown face?

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy

Mummy, Mummy, MUMMY!!!!!
Why do you look cross? 


Wot So Funee?

20 comments:

  1. hahaha!! Brilliant!!
    Kids are so funny!!

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    1. Mine are just obsessed with my boobs! xxx

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  2. Hahaaa! I totally did the Brunmie accent in my head :)

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  3. Wow this totally made me laugh and made my day!! Things to look forward to!!

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  4. Please can we have a follow up with your responses? Finger up my bum is my favourite. Err... That sounds bad.

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    1. Don't you be talking about fingers up bum on the train my bab! xxx

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  5. Hilarious nearly choked on my chocolate krispie thing! Can just picture the scene, brilliant. You ruined it with that adorable photo though mwhahaha!

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    1. She is just too cute. Which is annoying and her way of tricking me! CURSES! xxx

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  6. Oh my those are really hilarious quips. Makes me miss those days when my kids were still tots :-( ...thanks so much for dropping by my blog & leading me to your awesome site. Hope to see you more here & at my blog. I have a new post coming up Monday...pls check it out & let me know what you think!

    Rebecca
    www.redtagchiclosangeles.com

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    1. Thanks for stopping by! Will defo pop over soon xxx

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  7. Sounds a lot like my 3yr old :) Maybe they should meet and we could stand at the sidelines and see who talks the hind legs of the other one first! :D

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    1. Oh god - there would be a talk off!! She is utterly relentless! xxx

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  8. Got to love a conversation with a toddler!
    My two and a half year old has developed a really strong brummie accent ...... so can totally imagine this!

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    1. Bruuuummmmmmmiiiiieeee Dadddddyyyyyyyy Muuuummmmmmyyyyy urgh xxx

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  9. Loving this. Way funnier in brum! xx

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  10. That's a lot of questions. She's certainly got a lot to find out.

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  11. Oh god I had an afternoon like this today. Not even when they're 6 do they stop giving you the benefit of their full commentary of the state of their world, although it does become less poo related. I love the kitchen roll comment!

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