Tuesday, 20 February 2018

Time For A Change

Firstly spoiler alert. I'm not having a baby (Stephen would leave me). I'm not getting a divorce (unless of course I have another baby). If this is the exciting news you were looking for you may leave now and going and watch Ru Paul's Drag Race. This is just a few little changes that have happened and are happening over on my blog. To keep you posted and keep you in the loop. You, the people who read my blog, like my photos and watch my videos are essentially my boss so I thought I would give you a little update.

News number one. My much beloved Facebook page is still very much as it has always been. I will post on there at least once, maybe twice a day. Due to the new algorithm (FANCY WORD ALERT). Facebook has prioritised family and friends updates over pages that you like. So for example you will be able to see if your Auntie Susan had a lovely time in Weymouth over if one of my kids has annoyed me. I've had DMs asking "but where have you gone!". I've gone nowhere so please do keep checking in on me now and again. If you like a post? It means you're more likely to get to see the next one.


Tuesday, 13 February 2018

10 Reasons Why Female Friends Kick Ass

1. When You're Boring? They Listen
They will listen when I hate my husband. They will be there when I've fallen out with someone at work. They patiently smile whilst I bang on about a never ending tirade of boring crap that normal people would say "SHUT THE F*CK UP" too. But my friends? Listen.

2. When You're Laughing. They Laugh Too
My friend and I call each other Linda. That's not funny. But to us? Hilarious. There is no one on earth that will make you belly laugh like a friend. To the point where tears are rolling down your face and a little bit of wee comes out. Which makes you laugh more.

3. They Love You. Even When You Look Like Sh*t
It has got to the stage with my closest friends that I am reluctant to put a bra on for them. In fact if you visit my house and I have no bra on and am in my pyjamas? Then you my friend are on my besties list. And if I do the same in your house? Consider yourself honoured (and maybe have a word with me as that is a step too far).



Monday, 12 February 2018

Come Cook With Me...Easy Vegetarian Spaghetti Bolognese

It is well known in my family that I am not an amazing cook. It's just something I do not have a talent for. However there are some meals that I cook that my children LOVE. So when Quorn and Netmums got in touch asking us to try out Quorn Mince, I knew straight off that I wanted to cook my famous spaghetti bolognese. Which is something that is quick and easy and I actually can make from scratch. To ensure that I was making it totally meat free I compared notes with the 'Quick Quorn Spaghetti Bolognese' recipe online and on one Tuesday afternoon after school I set to work.

Easy Vegetarian Spaghetti Bolognese


Wednesday, 7 February 2018

How (NOT) To Share A Bed With A Small Child In 11 Steps

1. I sit bolt upright when I hear tiny footsteps running down the hall. Terrified. Panicking that it is either a murderer, a ghost or a murdering ghost.

2. Relax when I see it is my lovely little boy and I let him creep into my bed. This time it will be different! This time we will hug each other and slowly drift off into a deep sleep. Both happily dreaming about Paw Patrol (him) and Gary Barlow (me). My husband will take a photo of us and put it on instagram entitled "my loves deep in slumber". Oh I might get it made into a canvas for the living room.

3. Jesus Christ what the f*ck is that smell? What did he have at school today? A whole clove of garlic? Time to turn over...


Sunday, 4 February 2018

My Spring Style Wishlist

Kroma Phone Case Review

With Christmas long behind us I'm starting to think about spring and you know what that means? New clothes! Kroma, the people behind BPA Free iPhone Cases, got in touch and asked me to chat about some of the things I plan to wear in the coming months. Whilst it's not quite warm enough to ditch my trusty black tights. It's certainly time to get some fancy new bright accessories. Hooray!

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