Sunday, 25 June 2017

The Ten Commandments Of The Toilet

1. Thou shall always need a wee
The nine months of having a baby growing not far from your bits means that as soon as that baby pops out? You need a wee. A wee before you go on a car journey, a wee half way through a film, a wee because you just did a wee and you didn't wee enough.

2. Thou shall always worry someone else will need a wee
You spend most of your day asking if someone needs a wee. Worrying that someone may p*ss on a long car journey and once you asked a work colleague if he needed the toilet before a meeting.

3. Thou shall never visit the toilet alone
Expect for the first at least seven years of your child's life that any visit you take to the toilet? Will be accompanied by an audience. Sometimes dollies will watch you with them and often a pet will come along for the ride.

SOMEBODY CHANGE THE TOILET ROLL FFS!

Friday, 23 June 2017

Camp Bestival Chic!


I don't know about you but this heatwave we have been having has got me all excited for the summer holiday. And this year, as we have for the past two years, our break starts with a visit to the amazing Camp Bestival. It really is one of the happiest places on earth for us. So I thought I would share some of the items I have been eyeing up to wear whilst we are there.

Sunday, 18 June 2017

13 Reasons Why Dad Is Sometimes Better Than Mum

1. Dad's love soft play and McDonalds. More than children.

2. Dad's swing children round and round until Mum's shout "STOP THEIR ARMS WILL POP OUT!"

3. Dad's tickle and make noises like monsters to make children scream with laughter. And make Mum's go "please not before bedtime!".

Father's Day

Vax Blade Cordless Stick Vacuum Cleaner Review

As many of you will know we moved house recently. And you know what moving house means? Getting loads of fancy new things to make that house feel all lovely. So when Vax got in touch and offered us the Vax Blade Cordless Stick Vacuum Cleaner. I replied back with a "HELL YEAH!" and did a little gleeful dance. New house and a new vacuum? What can more can a person want?

Since I've had my back operation I've struggled carrying conventional vacuums upstairs. Our new house has three floors and the thought of having to lug a big thing all the way to the top fills me with dread. The Vax Blade Cordless Stick Vacuum Cleaner is really lightweight and when it's fully charged can last for 35 minutes. Which is more than enough time to whizz around the kids room and run up and do ours.

Vacuum Cleaner Review


Tuesday, 13 June 2017

A Wonderful Trip To Darwin Forest Country Park

Life has been pretty hectic recently. If you follow me on social media you will know that we have just moved house and have been surrounded by boxes for months and months. So when Darwin Forest Country Park, situated in the heart of the Peak District, asked if we wanted a lodge for a weekend. Well? We screamed "HELL YEAH!".

Darwin Forest Country Park

Darwin Forest Country Park