Sunday, 1 June 2014

Mummy... By the girl aged 3 1/2

Note to reader: 
1) this one way conversation would take place in the three minutes it takes to walk to the local shop.
2) when reading the world 'Mummy' please replace with 'MUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMYYYY' in a broad, brummy accent. This will aid your enjoyment, and help you feel my utter pain. Thank you kindly.

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Why don't monkeys wear shoes?

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Last week Daddy gave me a piece of kitchen roll

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Maisey once spilled her juice in McDonald's

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
(fake) cough, cough, cough. 

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
I just put my finger up my bum. It smelt of poo. 

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Why are your boobies all hanging out?

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
What's wrong with that ladies hair?

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Why has that man got a brown face?

Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy

Mummy, Mummy, MUMMY!!!!!
Why do you look cross? 


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20 comments

  1. Kim Carberry1 June 2014 at 16:02

    hahaha!! Brilliant!!
    Kids are so funny!!

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  2. Tas D1 June 2014 at 17:32

    Hahaaa! I totally did the Brunmie accent in my head :)

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  3. Angela Reasonstodress1 June 2014 at 19:20

    Wow this totally made me laugh and made my day!! Things to look forward to!!

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  4. Sarah Barnes1 June 2014 at 20:59

    Please can we have a follow up with your responses? Finger up my bum is my favourite. Err... That sounds bad.

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    1. brummymummyof24 June 2014 at 19:41

      Don't you be talking about fingers up bum on the train my bab! xxx

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  5. Charly Dove1 June 2014 at 21:12

    Hilarious nearly choked on my chocolate krispie thing! Can just picture the scene, brilliant. You ruined it with that adorable photo though mwhahaha!

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    1. brummymummyof24 June 2014 at 19:42

      She is just too cute. Which is annoying and her way of tricking me! CURSES! xxx

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  6. RedTagChicLosAngeles1 June 2014 at 21:39

    Oh my those are really hilarious quips. Makes me miss those days when my kids were still tots :-( ...thanks so much for dropping by my blog & leading me to your awesome site. Hope to see you more here & at my blog. I have a new post coming up Monday...pls check it out & let me know what you think!

    Rebecca
    www.redtagchiclosangeles.com

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    1. brummymummyof24 June 2014 at 19:42

      Thanks for stopping by! Will defo pop over soon xxx

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  7. Ruth3 June 2014 at 17:55

    Sounds a lot like my 3yr old :) Maybe they should meet and we could stand at the sidelines and see who talks the hind legs of the other one first! :D

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    1. brummymummyof24 June 2014 at 19:42

      Oh god - there would be a talk off!! She is utterly relentless! xxx

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  8. Little Lilypad Co4 June 2014 at 09:55

    Got to love a conversation with a toddler!
    My two and a half year old has developed a really strong brummie accent ...... so can totally imagine this!

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    1. brummymummyof24 June 2014 at 19:43

      Bruuuummmmmmmiiiiieeee Dadddddyyyyyyyy Muuuummmmmmyyyyy urgh xxx

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  9. Amy C4 June 2014 at 19:12

    Loving this. Way funnier in brum! xx

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  10. Emma T5 June 2014 at 21:47

    That's a lot of questions. She's certainly got a lot to find out.

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  11. Actually Mummy...5 June 2014 at 23:04

    Oh god I had an afternoon like this today. Not even when they're 6 do they stop giving you the benefit of their full commentary of the state of their world, although it does become less poo related. I love the kitchen roll comment!

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