1) this one way conversation would take place in the three minutes it takes to walk to the local shop.
2) when reading the world 'Mummy' please replace with 'MUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMYYYY' in a broad, brummy accent. This will aid your enjoyment, and help you feel my utter pain. Thank you kindly.
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Why don't monkeys wear shoes?
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Last week Daddy gave me a piece of kitchen roll
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Maisey once spilled her juice in McDonald's
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
(fake) cough, cough, cough.
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
I just put my finger up my bum. It smelt of poo.
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Why are your boobies all hanging out?
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
What's wrong with that ladies hair?
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Why has that man got a brown face?
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Mummy, Mummy, Mummy
Mummy, Mummy, MUMMY!!!!!
Why do you look cross?
