Sunday, 18 June 2017

13 Reasons Why Dad Is Sometimes Better Than Mum

1. Dad's love soft play and McDonalds. More than children.

2. Dad's swing children round and round until Mum's shout "STOP THEIR ARMS WILL POP OUT!"

3. Dad's tickle and make noises like monsters to make children scream with laughter. And make Mum's go "please not before bedtime!".

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4. Dad's trump REALLY LOUDLY and snore REALLY LOUDLY and don't mind getting their hair wet whizzing down water slides.

5. Dad's love making noise. Lots of it.

6. Dad's might not be there during the day. But they make bath times? ROCK!

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7. There is no child too heavy for a Dad to pick up without a struggle. They can carry ten bags, a scooter and a small boy on their shoulders.

8. Dad's love adventures. Without prepared snacks. They also love park cafes and hastily visited corner shops.

9. There is no such thing as 'messy play' with Dad's. It's just play. The mess goes unnoticed.

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10. Dad's don't worry about being late for school. They just pick up both children. And? RUUUUUUUUUUN!

11. Dad's are tall and strong and you can go on their shoulders without panicking you will fall off. 

12. Dad's can calm Mum's. When they are cross and shouty. Then they giggle about her behind her back.

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13. Dad's are sometimes worse than the kids. Which is why? They are loved by them so very, very much.

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1 comment:

  1. Ha ha... what a fun read! Thanks Em! Can totally relate to all of these! Laughed out loud at McDonalds and messy play. Nailed it! :)

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