Saturday, 13 February 2016

21 Thoughts You Have Whilst Watching Kids TV

1. Oh I've not seen this one before...(swiftly followed by)
2. ...Oh f*ck I've seen it about 587 times!
3. Daddy Pig is a moron.
4. Topsy and Tim's Mum is on 'the drugs'.
5. Upsy Daisy is a bit of a ho.
6. Wonder what it would be like to kiss Mr Bloom?

8. "Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol la la la la la laaaaaa" (God it's so catchy).
9. Why is Mr Potato SO big?
10. Why are my kids so enamoured by Mr Tumble when I am so repulsed?
11. How would I react if Dr Ranj was my doctor if I went to hospital?
12. The scaling on In The Night Garden really doesn't work. In fact? It's preposterous!
13. Peppa Pig and Pedro by rights should not be the same size.

14. Wasn't this episode on about two hours ago?
15. Granny Murray clearly has psychotic tendencies.
16. THERE IS A NEW CBEEBIES PRESENTER? I'm not sure I like him/her.
17. "TRE FU TOM!" (God it's so catchy)
18. Peppa Pig is actually a bit of a d*ck isn't she?
19. YES! It's the Bloom in the wetsuit outfit episode! Get the pause button ready!
20. Should I feel guilty the kids are watching TV?...(swiftly followed by)
21... well I'll just given them another hour or so so I can do the housework/wee/drink hot tea and so on #godblesstv #tvsaveslives


  1. so I'm reading your post about paw patrol and a bit further on find I'm singing the song in my head!!�� that will be with me all day now lol paw patrol paw patrol ���� x

  2. Love it! With a poorly toddler this week, all I seem to have done is watch Peppa fricking Pig, so I actually just wrote a blog post on it, and what a dick she is. Would love it if you gave it a read, I have only just started the blog so it isn't too great yet...


  3. Love this. I would love Dr Ranj to be my doctor. hehehe

  4. I'm not even kidding, I literally have thought ALL of these things at one time or another! You want to watch the 'how to train your dragon' series on cbbc, that Hiccup is an arrogant prick if you ask me...

  5. I agree that Peppa is a bit of a spoilt brat, but hey Mr Bloom is dreamy. Kids TV rules!

  6. Love this! I think I have thought most of these myself! xx

  7. We are watching grandad dog and grandad pig argue again... how many birthdays have they all had.. mmmm roast pototoes ...


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